Luckily, there are more than enough funny Chuck Norris jokes (or perhaps, Chuck Norris facts) out there. Here are the best new jokes to keep in your back pocket, so you can try to top your friends ...

Here is a list of our 100 best Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris funny quotes, and Chuck Norris “facts.” 1. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books.

Since last summer, Ian Spector has been spreading jokes like: "Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there." Spector has collected 40,000 jokes like that.