It was a split-second decision that prevented brand-new Avon Police Officer Trevor Roszczewski from being clobbered with a car going a roughly estimated 35 mph, only five hours into his shift.

Trooper Tyler Atkins of the Colorado State Patrol was hit by a DUI suspect on Highway 115, but has since been released from the hospital.

A state trooper was injured when the SUV he was in was struck by a suspected DUI driver in El Paso County. Goldberg's birthday episode also included the return of the Wind Machine of Chaos and her face on a giant wheel of cheese.